Terraria Players. Rule Book 1.

1. Dynamite shall be called by its name, not "American fishing rod"

2. Also you're not allowed to use it ever again.

3. Hannah hates worms and will start yelling when one is close. Get used to it.

4. Summoning boss monsters is not an appropriate response to being bored.

5. Use of heavy machineguns in PVP when Hannah only has a laser pistol is not sportsmanlike or fair.

6. "This" is not a good response to "What are you doing?"

7. Especially when the "This" in question is unleashing a boss.

8. No it was not funny.

9. Gangnam style is not an appropriate boss theme song.

10. You are to warn Hannah before covering all the roofs in lava.

11. For that matter you will warn Hannah before doing anything at all with lava.

12. Any security system that is as likely to kill us as the mobs is vetoed.

13. So are security systems that stand a good chance of destroying the world.

14. You are not allowed to so much as equip dynamite within one hundred feet of the house.

15. No, I don't care if you'll "be careful".

16. Hannah does not care if you cheated to get these wings, she is NOT giving them back.

17. And her using them to fly abruptly off screen while giggling is an inevitable
consequence of this you will have to accept.

18. You are to stop doing that terrible accent whenever you say "Dao of Pow".

19. For that matter anything else you do that's offensive to more than a billion people
is vetoed.

20. No you cannot keep a stuck demon eye as a pet.

21. Nor can you name it Clyde.

22. Doing impressions of Hannah's screams when she gets ambushed is strictly forbidden.
Especially with accompanying acting on webcam.

23. The words "Hannah screaming, dubstep remix" will never be thought, written down or uttered ever, ever again.

24. Saturation carpet bombing with American Fishing Rods is not an efficient way of dealing with goblin invasions.

25. Yes, you do have to fill in all those craters.

26. That rain of green fire and or flying rainbows you are seeing is the result of violating one or more of these rules.

27. Giving Hannah lectures on weapon safety is both pointless and hypocritical.

28. Every time you use those exploding arrows you end up scattering your body parts around the landscape. Take the hint.

29. Hannah was very thoughtful in bringing dinner along. Shooting said flying insects down with your laser rifle is rude.

30. Hannah WILL play with any electronic device you install. You should consider that fact before installing self destruct systems.