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Mid-Game Quotes 1. Terraria Players

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A - "When it comes to killing the Party Girl, I'm a force of nature."

A - "Let's kick their arses!"
H - "They don't have arses."
A - "They will when we're finished."

A - "You're a one-girl techno party."
H - "...unts-unts-unts-unts."

H - "Swiming in the red water is trippy!"

A - "Would you believe me if I said I DID NOT just check my hot bar for bombs?"

A - "I just wanted a COOL sword. Wait, that was not a pun!"
(Alex upon acquiring a frost blade.)

A - "Let's go kill some shit."
H - "Yay! Let's go kill some stuff!"
A - "Say it right!"

H - "Shot you with a flare to assert my dominance."

A - "That mask is wrong."
H - "Bitch, you're just going to have to put up with it."

A - "I don't care if you're law enforcement, I'm still killing the fucking Party Girl."

H - "That's not running, that's falling!"

A - "I have 200 sticky bombs, aaaaaaaand I'm running away from the base now"

A - "I formally declare you man and Sycthe."
H - "...WTF?"
(Alex is very attached to his Scythe)

A - "Why is everything on fire?"
H - "I threw things!"

H - "My expedition efficiency was critically reduced when a projectile impacted my locomotive actuator...?"
A - "He took an arrow to the knee, Hannah."
H - "...Ohh."

H - "I want my own theme tune."
A - "The line is drawn, you're not having your own theme tune!"

H - "I have no idea where I'm going."
A - "Evidently."

A - "That was at all no way me misaiming a bomb."
H - "Yeah, right, you tell yourself that."

H - "You have impecible aim, sir, but I can set things on fire too! Faster!"

A - "Oh bloody Hell, I just killed her!"
       (Party Girl Death Count: 057)

H - "I do not suck, I explode safely."

H - "It's so pretty!"
A - "You'd be clapping while a orphanage for bunnies burns."

A - "#Found NPC's in a hopeless place#" ... I won't patronize us by apologizing"

H - "In a world where Wasps come out of a gun!"

H - "Yes, run away like a confused little girl!"

A - "You still haven't apologized for the little explosion in our last base, yeah, Little Miss Dictatorship! I'm still waiting!"

A - "I only pull out that weapon when I've shit myself."
(PVP battle in the dark)

H - "Do you want my help or do you want me to stay here and be weird?"

A - "Hey, bombs are useful in reasonable circumstances."
H - "Is that a quote?"
A - "No."

A - "There's another big tree here."
H - "ONE TREE HILL! Wait, too many trees."

A - "Everyone must know the fatality of mushrooms!"

A - "When we remind ourselves of that battle, let it be known I did not scream like a little girl. Please don't quote that."
H - "Already done."

H - "It's a boomerang! IT'S A BOOMERANG! IT'S CRAP! Yay!"

H - "Who's arm is this?! Of which generation does it belong too?!"

A - "I'm doing this for science!"

H - "Fuck you, I'm sparkly!"

A - "We can make petrol bombs!"
H - "Nowhere near the base!"

H - "OMG, IT'S A TINY LITTLE GRASSHOPPER! TINY LITTLE GRASSHOPPER."
A - "I'm freaking terrified."

H - "Remember that time you went mad with explosives?"
A - "Please be more specific."

A - "All I heard there was microphone distortion and hideously evil laughter."

H - "I want to catch a fish!"
A - "Use the net, Hannah, THE NET NOT THE FISHING POLE!"

A - "I come back and you're stabbing me with a sword fish."

H - "Walk the plank and so forth!"
A - "You are the poshest pirate ever."

H - "IT'S A YELLOW BOLT OF DEATH!"
"I don't even remember the context for most of these. I suspect I was drunk. Actually that would explain a lot..." - Alex :O_o:

"I think I was on energy drinks now that I think about it." - Hannah :giggle:

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ChrisTheBlue's avatar
I know what Alex's theme song should be.
Fuck Authority by Pennywise.